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Fairy Tales Date: Sent Monday, January 15, 2001 Category: None

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/* Hopefully Bush will prove this wrong... Have a great Monday!!! */

A young boy went to his father and asked: "Why do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"

His father thought for a minute and said: "Son, they don't, some start with 'If I am elected, I promise...' and others start with 'I promise that if I am elected...'"

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