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Cloning Date: Sent Wednesday, January 17, 2001 Category: None

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Scientists in China have recently performed the first successful cloning of a human being. Unfortunately, the DNA donor for the cloning had Turrets Syndrome. As a result, the clone exhibited the same characteristic swearing tendencies as the donor.

The lead scientist for the project recently admitted taking the clone to the roof of the science facility and pushing him to his death. This, due to the incessant profanity which the new clone used.

The scientist has been charged with making an obscene clone fall.

Received from Matt Jensen.