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At The Construction Site Date: Sent Thursday, February 15, 2001 Category: None

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A couple guys who were not too smart drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard. One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."

After awhile he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house.

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