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How Tired Are You? Date: Sent Friday, September 29, 2017 Category: None

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--You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Good-bye."

--Your friends call to ask how you've been and you immediately scream, "Too busy to talk!" and hang up.

--Your garbage can IS your "IN" box.

--You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.

--You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to eat.

--Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

--You sleep more at work than at home.

--You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

--Your calendar app crashed a week ago.

--You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

--You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.

--You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your cellphone will go off before your alarm does.

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.