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Sunday, December 22, 2024 |
New Diet Date: Sent Thursday, September 28, 2017 Category: None | Rating: 2.94/5 (53 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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"Darn!" the man said to his friend while weighing himself at the local drug store scale.
"I started on a new diet but the scale says I'm heavier than I was before."
Turning to his friend, he said, "Here, hold my jacket." The scale still indicated that he had not lost any weight.
"OK," he said to his friend. "Hold my Twinkies."
Received from Da Mouse Tracks.
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