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Murphy's Laws Of Combat
Date: Sent Friday, November 10, 2023
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Rating: 2.51/5 (41 votes)
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~ Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.

~ When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

~ The problem with taking the easy way out, is that the enemy has already mined it.

~ Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

~ All five-second grenade fuses are three seconds, or all five-second fuses will burn out in three.

~ There's always a way.

~ If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

~ If two things are required to make something work, they will never be shipped together.

~ Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

~ The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

~ If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

~ If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

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