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Monday, December 23, 2024 |
One liners Date: Sent Thursday, November 9, 2023 Category: None | Rating: 1.74/5 (43 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
"Captain, I cannot believe my ears!" - Spock
Are the noises in my head bothering you?
Are we clear? No. We're opaque.
Most families have heirlooms, but my family has heirloons. --Lawrence
Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
Do not abuse drugs. Store them in a cool, dry place and never yell at them. --Lawrence
Be ye, therefore, temperate in use of the word temperance.
Are you still here? The message is over. Shoo! Go away!
Received from Mickey Peden.
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