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One liners Date: Sent Thursday, November 9, 2023 Category: None

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Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.

"Captain, I cannot believe my ears!" - Spock

Are the noises in my head bothering you?

Are we clear? No. We're opaque.

Most families have heirlooms, but my family has heirloons. --Lawrence

Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

Do not abuse drugs. Store them in a cool, dry place and never yell at them. --Lawrence

Be ye, therefore, temperate in use of the word temperance.

Are you still here? The message is over. Shoo! Go away!

Received from Mickey Peden.