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Funny Quotes Date: Sent Tuesday, November 13, 2018 Category: None

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"My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale." --Rita Rudner

"Right on the alarm clock is the snooze button, which is basically a built-in cheating option. I don't know why I didn't think of it earlier, but finally I just taped it down." --Arj Barker

"What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you." - Nora Ephron