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Punny Wedensday
Date: Sent Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Category: None
Rating: 2.84/5 (58 votes)
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The judge asked his dentist: "Will you drill the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

Q: What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

Q: What do whale's like to chew?
A: Blubber gum.

Q: How does a lion like his steak?
A: Medium roar.

Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.

Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A: Mouse-tard.

Q: What is a little's dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.


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