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Date: Sent Wednesday, November 14, 2018
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The judge asked his dentist: "Will you drill the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.
Q: What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What do whale's like to chew?
A: Blubber gum.
Q: How does a lion like his steak?
A: Medium roar.
Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.
Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Q: What is a little's dog's favorite drink?