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Random Musings
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 12, 2019
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Rating: 4.19/5 (57 votes)
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

When weeding a garden, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Received from Bill Rayborn.


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