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Short Puns
Date: Sent Wednesday, March 13, 2019
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Rating: 2.70/5 (53 votes)
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

What is a sleeping child?
A kidnapper.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.

If you cross a pig and a young goat, what do you get?
A dirty kid.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a bad summer.

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a young goat?
A stuck-up kid.

A small boy swallowed some coins And was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

The butcher backed into the meat grinder And got a little behind in his work.

When is high finances mentioned in the Bible?
When Pharaoh's daughter took a little prophet from the bushes.

Received from Stan Kegel.


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