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Dead Man Jokes
Date: Sent Thursday, October 31, 2019
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Q: Why was the dead man happy to be sentenced during his trial?
A: Because they gave him life.

Q: What is a dead man's favorite magazine?
A: Life

Q: How come nobody liked the dead lawyer?
A: Because he was rotten to the core.

Q: What kind of personality did the dead man have?
A: He gave you the cold shoulder.

Q: What kind of a shot was the dead man?
A: He had dead aim.

Q: How did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other?
A: They were dead ringers

Q: How did the two dead brothers do in school?
A: They were dead even.

Q: Why were the people trying to get the dead man to change his mind?
A: Because they knew he was dead wrong.

Q: Why was the dead man not living well?
A: Because he was dead broke.

Q: Why was the dead man not courageous?
A: Because he had cold feet.

Q: Why was the dead man insensitive?
A: Because he had a cold heart.

Q: Why did the dead man divorce his dead wife?
A: Because she was frigid.

Q: Why did the town chase out the dead drifter?
A: Because he was a deadbeat.

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