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Count Dracula's Castle Date: Sent Wednesday, October 30, 2019 Category: None

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Mr. and Mrs. Hill and their three children were on a touring holiday in Transylvania where they stopped for the night in Count Dracula's castle.

During the night, the evil Count sucked the blood out of all of them and put them in coffins in his vaults.

The next night Dracula sat by the organ thundering out loud music, while down in the cellar the poor Hills stirred in their coffins. They made their way up to the organ gallery and when Dracula saw them he said, "Welcome to the vampire club, the next tune is especially for you."

And guess what he began to play?

"The Hills Are Alive to the Sound of Music."