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Wednesday, July 16, 2025 |
Mother's Day Phone Call      Date: Sent Friday, May 11, 2001 Category: None | Rating: 2.38/5 (153 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "why are you so weak?"
She said, "because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The man said, "that's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
Received from Tim Davis.
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