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Rude Service & Answering Machines Date: Sent Monday, May 14, 2001 Category: None

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"According to a new report, this year airline passengers have been subject to longer delays and ruder service than ever before. When asked about it, a spokesperson for the airlines said, 'Shut up and get back in line!'" -- Conan O'Brien

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"Neither of my parents understand how an answering machine works. When my mother leaves me a message she's actually trapped inside the machine. It is just like a desperate cry, 'Carol? Carol? Are you there? I'm in the machine.' And my father's even worse. He leaves me messages like this, 'Uh, tell her that her father called.'" --Caroline Rhea

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