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Three Ropes Date: Sent Wednesday, May 27, 2020 Category: None

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Three ropes walked into a bar to have a beer. One rope excused himself to use the bathroom and the other two went to order beers at the bar.

The bartender leaned over the bar and said,"We don't serve ropes in here, if you don't want any trouble you'd better hit the road!" and the two little ropes scurried away. On their way out they bumped into their friend and told him what had happened.

"Don't worry about a thing." he said," Watch this!" and he twisted his top around and fluffed himself out. He sidled up to the bartender and ordered a beer.

The bartender poured the beer, but as he was handing it over he said," We don't serve ropes in here....you wouldn't be a rope would you?"

"Oh no," said the fluffy rope,"I'm a frayed knot!!"

Received from Carol Walker.