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Drinking at Lunch Date: Sent Friday, April 24, 2020 Category: None

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Learning that several of his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during lunch hours, a wise company president issued the following memo:

To All Employees:

If you must drink during lunch, please drink whiskey. It is much better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.