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Go Potty
Date: Sent Thursday, April 23, 2020
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Rating: 1.91/5 (80 votes)
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One night, my husband, two young sons and I were enjoying dinner in a fancy restaurant when my oldest son announced that he needed to go potty. We had just spent weeks trying to potty train him and were beginning to think he would never go by himself.

Well this time, he declared his independence and insisted that he go alone to the restroom. Since we were seated close to the facilities, we made sure no one else was in there, then we let him go.

A few moments later, to our horror, we see him come out of the bathroom, his shirt pulled up to his neck, pants around his ankles. After walking about half way to our table, he then proceeded to turn around, bend over and grab his ankles, stick his very messy rear-end up in the air, and with his head between his knees screamed as loud as he could, "Would someone come wipe me?"

The entire restaurant went silent as everyone turned to look at this child, wondering where his parents were. We were so embarrassed, we sat there arguing over who would get up and claim him.

Needless to say, it was a long time before we let him go potty alone again!!

Received from Donna K. Caka.

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