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Two Liners, Part 2 Date: Sent Tuesday, January 5, 2021 Category: None

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It's been raining for days, and my wife seems so sad looking through the window.
If it continues like this, I might have to let her in.

How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero, that's a hardware issue.

Here's a bit of advice for you.
Advi.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me its a coincidence!

What's the only thing worse than constant advertisements?
You'll find out right after these messages...

To the guy who invented infinity,
thanks for everything.

Received from Wayne Onaka.