Sunday, June 13, 2021|
|Two Liners, Part 1 |
Date: Sent Monday, January 4, 2021
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the heck am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
If you cry when you cut an onion, here's a tip:
Don't get emotionally attached.
95% of people are completely STUPID!
Luckily, I'm in the other 10%.
My body is in a disgusting, embarrassing, totally repulsive state right now.
New Jersey, I'm in New Jersey.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub and a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
Received from Wayne Onaka.