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Piece Of Cake Date: Sent Thursday, June 24, 2021 Category: None

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There were no two ways about it. Rosie was fat. Very fat.

"Martha," said Rosie to her best friend, "it was terrible what happened yesterday after the birthday party. You know how half of the birthday cake was left over? Well, I knew Bob would be fuming at me for eating it, with my diet and all, but I couldn't help myself, it started with just a small nibble and before I knew it the whole cake was gone!"

"Oh my!" clucked Martha, "Was Bob really upset?"

"He never found out," responded Rosie with a full double chin smile, "I just baked another cake and ate half of it!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.