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Meet the Teacher Date: Sent Friday, June 25, 2021 Category: None

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At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders.

After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria.

All the children and parents filed in. On a table was a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, some water bottles and juice.

As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching."

So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want." God is watching the apples."

Received from Steve Sanderson.