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Friday, January 10, 2025 |
Super Dress Date: Sent Friday, April 29, 2022 Category: None | Rating: 3.74/5 (47 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of
listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated.
As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time he had learned just the
right things to say. "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer, and slenderizes your hips."
Just then another lady in the dressing room spoke out. "If there is a dress here that will do that, I'll buy them all!"
Received from You Make Me Laugh.
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