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The Accident Date: Sent Tuesday, May 3, 2022 Category: None

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Two men crash into each other at an intersection. The first man steps out of his wrecked car screaming, "You rotten driver, you wrecked my Mercedes! I'm a lawyer, and I'm going to sue you for everything you have!"

The other man responds, "You lawyers only care about money, you don't even realize you just lost an arm."

The lawyer looks down where his arm should be and yells "Where's my Rolex!"

Received from Wayne Onaka.