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You're Not a Kid Anymore When... Date: Sent Tuesday, November 15, 2022 Category: None

Rating: 3.35/5 (43 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.

4. The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indigestion.

5. The pharmacy gives you a volume discount.

6. You are proud of your lawnmower.

7. 8 a.m. is your idea of "sleeping in."

8. People call you at 8 p.m. and ask: "Did I wake you?"

9. Your high school diploma is the color of buttermilk.

10. Digestion is a consideration when reading a menu.

11. Nobody ever tells you to slow down.

12. You make everyone be quiet during weather bulletins.

13. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

14. You have to get a fire permit to light your birthday candles.

15. You're always asked to say the blessing.

16. Your ears are hairier than your head.

17. You've seen Halley's Comet ... twice.

18. Your idea of the perfect nightcap is Metamucil.

Received from Pastor Tim.