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Going Nuts
Date: Sent Wednesday, November 23, 2022
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Rating: 3.51/5 (55 votes)
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Here is one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time. Enjoy!

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a club soda. As he sipped the soda, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie."

Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt."

At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."

"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.

"Say what?" replied the man in disbelief.

"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts...they're complimentary."

Received from Cheryl Santos.


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