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Funny Q & A 2 Date: Sent Monday, April 24, 2023 Category: None

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Q: What's the best way to drive a baby buggy?
A: Tickle its feet.

Q: What's the fastest growing animal?
A: A kangaroo. It grows in leaps and bounds.

Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?
A: Is that you, coffin?

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What's the difference between a destroyer and a cheat?
A: One rules the waves: the other waives the rules.

Q: What did the petroleum sing to the coal?
A: "What kind of fuel am I?"

Q: How do dogs celebrate birthdays?
A: The same way they celebrate everything else - by sniffing each other's rear-ends.

Q. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
A. He's fully recovered!

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

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