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Saturday, November 16, 2024 |
Advice from Will Rogers  
Date: Sent Tuesday, June 27, 2023
Category: None | Rating: 4.18/5 (44 votes)
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You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
- From AZQuotes.com
Received from Wayne Onaka.
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