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Harmonica Date: Sent Wednesday, June 28, 2023 Category: None

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Nephew: "Thanks for that harmonica you gave me -- it's the best birthday present ever!"

Uncle: "Well, that's great! What songs can you play?"

Nephew: "Oh, I don't play it. Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and Dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

Received from Mikey's Funnies.