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Talking Frog Date: Sent Tuesday, August 1, 2023 Category: None

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An old man was rowing a boat on a lake when a frog swam up to him and yelled, "Mister! Mister! I'm really a beautiful princess. Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after!"

The man put the frog in his pocket and rowed to shore. The frog called out again, "Hey mister! I'm really a gorgeous princess. Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after!"

Still the man said nothing and walked down the road toward town. The frog was getting angry at being ignored. "Why don't you kiss me? I told you I'm really a beautiful princess."

"Listen lady." the man replied. "I'm 80 years old. At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Received from Harold W Moon.