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So Stupid Date: Sent Wednesday, August 2, 2023 Category: None

Rating: 1.82/5 (66 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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I knew a girl that was so stupid that she...

- called me to get my phone number.

- spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

- put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

- tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

- sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

- thought a quarterback was a refund.

- tried to drown a fish.

- got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

- tripped over a cordless phone.

- took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

- asked for a price check at the "everything for a dollar" store.

- studied for a blood test.

- thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

- missed the 44 bus, so she took the 22 bus twice instead.

- went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home.

Received from James Saunders.