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About Work
Date: Sent Monday, September 4, 2023
Category: None
Rating: 3.74/5 (27 votes)
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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
- Homer Simpson

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. - Lane Kirkland

I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. - George Carlin

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

No one's dream job involves a kiosk. - Damien Fahey

Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. - William Castle

Received from Wayne Onaka.

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