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Friday, July 26, 2024 |
You Can Tell You Live In a Small Town If...  
Date: Sent Tuesday, September 5, 2023
Category: None | Rating: 4.25/5 (44 votes)
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...third street is on the edge of town.
...you dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
...the biggest business in town sells farm equipment.
...you are run off Main Street by a combine.
...you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers it for you.
...the pickups on Main Street out number the cars three to one.
...you miss a Sunday at church and receive get-well cards.
...you don't use your turn signal because everyone knows where you're going.
...you were born on June 13 and your family received gifts from the local merchants because you are the first baby of the year.
...you can't walk for exercise because every car that passes offers you a ride.
...you run into a ditch five miles out of town and the word gets back to town before you do.
...you get a letter that is addressed with your first name, the name of the town, and nothing else, and it still gets delivered.
...the runway to the airport is terraced.
...every sport is played on dirt.
...you move in and you are no longer a stranger after ten minutes.
...someone asks how you are and then listens to what you have to say.
Received from Edward Prechel.
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