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Shorts Date: Sent Monday, February 26, 2024 Category: None

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This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at home!

We thought it was our ability to live that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to select each image containing a boat.

My co-worker said to me today: "You shouldn't eat red meat!"
I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100 years old."
He said: "Did he eat red meat?"
I said: "No, he minded his own business."

Received from Steven C Sanderson.