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Liar Liar Date: Sent Tuesday, February 27, 2024 Category: None

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While closing up a health club one night, I went to check the women's locker room to make sure it had been properly cleaned. I was about to knock on the door when I heard a woman inside yelling, "Liar! Liar! Why can't you cooperate once in a while!"

As she stormed past me, I asked her how many other members were still getting changed. "None," she fumed. I walked in, wondering who had angered her. Then I spotted the upright scale.

The weight bar was still shaking from her hasty departure.

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