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The wit and wisdom of George Burns
Date: Sent Friday, May 24, 2024
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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

Received from Wayne Onaka.


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