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Untrue Phrases Date: Sent Monday, July 1, 2024 Category: None

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Some phrases are only used when they are untrue.

"I'm sure I..."

"I don't want to contradict you..."

"With all due respect..."

"It goes without saying..."

"... not to mention ..."

"No offense..."

"Oh no, I couldn't possibly..."

"I shan't make this a long speech."

"Nothing, darling."

"Serves 4"

"I'm no prude, but..."

"Family planning"

"Network upgrade"

"Care in the community"

"Back in 5 min"

"I'll just put you on hold for a moment."

"Congratulations! You have been specially chosen/selected..."

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