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Untrue Phrases
Date: Sent Monday, July 1, 2024
Category: None
Rating: 3.46/5 (41 votes)
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Some phrases are only used when they are untrue.

"I'm sure I..."

"I don't want to contradict you..."

"With all due respect..."

"It goes without saying..."

"... not to mention ..."

"No offense..."

"Oh no, I couldn't possibly..."

"I shan't make this a long speech."

"Nothing, darling."

"Serves 4"

"I'm no prude, but..."

"Family planning"

"Network upgrade"

"Care in the community"

"Back in 5 min"

"I'll just put you on hold for a moment."

"Congratulations! You have been specially chosen/selected..."

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