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Medical Funnies
Date: Sent Friday, June 28, 2024
Category: None
Rating: 2.98/5 (42 votes)
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Nurse: Doctor, doctor! The man you've just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?

Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

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Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Patient: I sure did. The bottle said "keep tightly closed."

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A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits: "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

"Eventually" said the doctor, "she will rise and shine!"

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