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More Erma Bombeck Quotes Date: Sent Friday, August 9, 2024 Category: None

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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.

When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.

If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.