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Delivery Date: Sent Wednesday, March 5, 2025 Category: None

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My normally petite wife grew extremely large during her pregnancy with our second child. By her ninth month she had become accustomed to a lot of attention and good-natured teasing.

One day, just before the baby was due, she went to the post office. Watching her waddle up to his window, the postal clerk quipped, "I'm sorry, but I don't think we can help you here."

Without missing a beat, my wife responded, "But I thought you delivered!"

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