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Retirement Date: Sent Tuesday, March 4, 2025 Category: None

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Approaching eighty-five years of age, Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time to give up her apartment in New York and move to Miami. She was given the name of a Florida realtor, who enthusiastically drove her all over Miami, extolling the virtues of every apartment they looked at.

"And this one, what a steal," he rhapsodized, "the investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten years it's gonna be worth three times . . ."

"Sonny," interrupted Mrs. Harris, "at my age I don't even buy green bananas."

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