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Sunday, May 11, 2025 |
Bob Hope's wit  
Date: Sent Monday, May 5, 2025
Category: None | Rating: 4.11/5 (27 votes)
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No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
I can still chase women, only downhill.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out
and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Received from Wayne Onaka.
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