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Raising Children
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 6, 2025
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Rating: 4.03/5 (36 votes)
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Here's my theory on raising children:

A couple has their first child. Everything must be perfect and clean. The child is in the high chair and drops a cookie. They throw the cookie away and get a new cookie.

The second child comes along. Everything is not so perfect or clean. The child is in the high chair and drops a cookie. They pick up the cookie, blow on it, say 5-second rule and give the cookie back.

Then the third child comes. Everyone is tired and anything goes. The child is in the high chair and drops a cookie. They put the child on the floor with the cookie.

I was the third child

Received from Holly Jones.


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