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Thursday, May 8, 2025 |
Raising Children      Date: Sent Tuesday, May 6, 2025 Category: None | Rating: 4.03/5 (36 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Here's my theory on raising children:
A couple has their first child. Everything must be perfect and clean. The child is in the high chair and drops a cookie. They throw the cookie away
and get a new cookie.
The second child comes along. Everything is not so perfect or clean. The child is in the high chair and drops a cookie. They pick up the cookie, blow
on it, say 5-second rule and give the cookie back.
Then the third child comes. Everyone is tired and anything goes. The child is in the high chair and drops a cookie. They put the child on the floor
with the cookie.
I was the third child 
Received from Holly Jones.
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