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Parked Accident Date: Sent Monday, July 14, 2025 Category: None

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My van had been parked in front of a high-rise building where I had been making some repairs. To my dismay, when I approached I saw broken glass and bits of plastic lying on the road from around the head- light. I thought I had been the victim of a hit- and-run and asked a grounds keeper working at the building if he had seen what had happened.

Rather sheepishly the man told me his truck had been parked about 50 feet uphill from my van. At some point the parking brakes had failed, and his truck rolled down and struck the front of my van.

The police were called and while sitting with the investigating officer in his car, I heard him quietly chuckling. "In all my years of police work," he said, "this is the first time I've ever investigated an accident between two parked vehicles."

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