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Will Ferrell Quotes Date: Sent Tuesday, July 15, 2025 Category: None

Rating: 3.17/5 (30 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

- From AZquotes.com

Received from Wayne Onaka.