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Times Like These Date: Sent Wednesday, November 28, 2001 Category: None

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"You know, it's at times like these when I'm trapped in an airlock with an alien and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!"

"Why, what did she tell you?"

"I don't know, I didn't listen!"

From Douglas Adams' book _The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy_.

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