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The Big Sale Date: Sent Thursday, November 29, 2001 Category: None

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"How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked.

"One."

"Only one."

"How much was the sale?"

"$58,334.00"

Flabbergasted the manager asked him to explain. The boy said, "First I sold the man a fishhook. Then I sold him a rod and a reel. Then I asked him where he was planning to fish, and he replied down the coast. So I suggested he'd need a boat - he bought that six-metre motor boat. When he said his car might not be able to pull it, I took him to the auto department and sold him a big vehicle."

The amazed boss asked, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fishhook?"

"No," the salesman replied. "He actually came in for a bottle of aspirin for his wife's migraine. I told him, 'Your weekend's shot. you should probably go fishing.'"

Received from Bill's Punch Line.