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Laryngitis Date: Sent Monday, February 25, 2002 Category: None

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During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage."

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.