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Three short ones... Date: Sent Tuesday, February 26, 2002 Category: None

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George Carlin speaks of the time he was in Hawaii: "I met Don Ho and his wife Heidi. Plus his three brothers, Gung, Land and Hy.

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Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, amazed, astounded, and unsettled.

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I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"

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