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Funny Q & A 1
Date: Sent Thursday, April 20, 2023
Category: None
Rating: 2.87/5 (46 votes)
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Q: What do you call a butler with no teeth?
A: An in-dentured servant.

Q: What do you call a garbage man with no nose?
A: Lucky.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice without taking a bath?
A. A dirty double crosser.

Q. Why did the chicken only cross the road halfway?
A. It wanted to lay it on the line.

Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A. Kids don't eat broccoli.

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A trash truck.

Q: What did the digital watch say to the alarm clock?
A: Look, mom! No hands!

Q: What is a fisherman paid?
A: The net profits.

Q: What's a kangaroo's favorite year?
A: A leap year.

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